"You know you're a mom when you count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure that they are equal.
You know you're a mom when you only shave one leg at a time.
You know you're a mom when you hide in the bathroom to be alone.
You know you're a mom when you hope ketchup is a vegetable because it is the only one your children will eat.
You know you're a mom when you use your own saliva to clean your child's face.
You know you're a mom when you hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband for ages and then you spend half the night checking on the kids.
You know you're a mom when your kid throws up and you catch it.
You know you're a mom when you say at least once a day I'm not cut out for this job, but you know that you wouldn't trade it for anything in the world."
Enjoy!
